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Jillian, Melanie, and Caitlin’s + and – guide to guys:

One fine New Year's Eve, Caitlin, Melanie and Jillian were up very late, eating Reeses and looking at pictures of Orlando Bloom. While Caitlin and Melanie decided that the ideal man was Orlando Bloom, Jillian maintained that Colin Farrell was.

Hecne, the following list was born.


+70 having an accent
+5 cool belt watch
+15 good cologne
-10 Bad cologne
-20 Body odor mixed with bad cologne
+30 Smelling/being clean
+7 Good hair
+10 Bitable ass
+7 Good Eyes
-10 Knuckle hair/too much body hair (tidy hair down there?)
-5 Childlike hobbies
+20 good arms/shoulders/phalanges (not flanges, as previously thought)
+5 Good dresser yet non metro sexual
+10 when they play an instrument well
+15 when they play a sport well
+25 when they are artistic
+100 Funny
+50 Being smart
+60 Being foreign
-20 Attempting things they cant do
+25 rebel
-25 Mommas boy
+10 Good kisser
-100 being too short
-50 Pimple planet
-45 riced-out car
+15 five o’clock shadow
+15 The V
-100 Man boobs
+20 Problem fixers
-5 over obsessive about pdas
-15 constant mushiness
+10 sparkling jaw line
-50 tighty whities
+10 boxer briefs
+20 nice voice
-8 stupid laugh
-40 bad teeth/breath
-50 cheap
-70 spitters
+10 automotive knowledge
+10 hats (of your preference)
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